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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle...

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Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville , Tx. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville . The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began...

I remember all of these cowboys. Take a look. Those Old Westerns

Leo. Good one. I like #2.

Miranda Warning A female police officer arrests a man for driving under the influence. She tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..." The drunk says: "Boobs."