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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache. . ." "Gotcha!"

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Delay convicted on money laundering. I'm betting he only gets probation. What say you?

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims,"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger!" "In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your FIRST...

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Can't see London, Can't see France, til we check your underpants. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first. Only we know if Lady GaGa is really a lady. Not to worry, my hands are still warm from the last person. We handle more bills than Barney Frank. We...

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job...

A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable...

Dear family and friends, I know that you were eager to accept our family's invitation to Thanksgiving dinner when you found out that the famous Martha Stewart would be joining us. However, due to scheduling conflicts beyond her control, Ms. Stewart finds that she is unable to grace our table...

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the...

Hans Klok & The Divas of Magic - 10 Illusions in 5 Minutes

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House Ethics Panel recommends censure for NY Congressman Charles Rangel. That's the second most severe punishment a Congressman can have. The first being forced to share a sauna with Barney Frank.

Does anyone think that the left leaning liberal tree huggers populating the Obama administration even give a rat's you know what? If we tapped just part of our known reserves, we could reduce the cost of fuel 20 fold. However, a couple herds of caribou and some eagles or something might have to...

YouTube - Prager University: The Middle East Problem

If you don't have a gun: WASP SPRAY A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they...

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my...

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