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So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 Congressmen and 2 illegal immigrants! Of course, this means you will be sent to...

We live and learn - - - - This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim. This is not hearsay, and it will scare the life out of you. Make sure you read the paragraph (in red) towards the end. Joys of Muslim Women by Nonie Darwish In the Muslim faith a Muslim...

Please take time to read all, it is very interesting. Remember Shirley Sherrod, the dept. of Agriculture gal, who seemed to be 'racist' and lost her job??? Well as Paul Harvey used to say, "here is the rest of the story".... and it is not pretty. The surprise ending has not been shared...

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THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING. You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . And think 25 to life would be appropriate. --...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your xxxxx, and...

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I...

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal...

This is pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "Grease". I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math! Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you...

This is kinda scary if only because of how simple it is. I'll bet this works all too often. You arrive at your hotel and check in at the front desk. When checking in, you give the front desk your credit card (for all the charges for your room). You get to your room and settle in. Someone...

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is...

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!! YouTube - NTEB: Minnesota Under Attack From Sharia Law

Your Social Security Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat or...

Moose my man..I'm assuming they plugged it so it wouldn't spill nasty jeep goo on the street. You as a trucking dude should know what a no no dispersing any type of vehicle liquid on the community street is a major infraction. bsides, they did this somewhere in Britain, and the brits walk even...

Moose my man..I'm assuming they plugged it so it wouldn't spill nasty jeep goo on the street. You as a trucking dude should know what a no no dispersing any type of vehicle liquid on the community street is a major infraction. bsides, they did this somewhere in Britain, qand the brits walk even...

Watch these guys take a jeep apart and put it back to gether in minutes. YouTube - The "Jiffy" Crew

From the BBC. BBC - Science & Nature - Human Body and Mind - Face Memory Test

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on...

May have seen this, funny stuff. HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how...

A farmer, walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The farmer shouts, "Trink nicht die wasser. Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows take a dump in it".) The kneeling man shouts back...