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copied this from an article by Jamie Reno, which appeared in the August issue of Newsmax. Jacob Sapochnick is a San Diego immigration lawyer. CHINA Illegal immigrants are beaten and often killed. Women who enter China illegally are subject to rape and abuse, and North...

A Cow, an Ant and an :censoredsign: A Cow, an Ant and an :censoredsign: are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's...

I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED. FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE...

E-Mail Tracker Programs -- very interesting and a must read...... The man that sent this information is a computer tech. He spends a lot of time clearing the junk off computers for people and listens to complaints about speed. All forwards are not bad, just some. Be...

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked ‘Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'...

Is it me, or are used truck prices going up disproportionately to the available freight out there? I"m seeing used trucks priced way above what they were 6 months ago,and fewer starter trucks on the sales sites, including here on EO.

Der Kommisar's in town oh oh". That one enjoyed world wide success. One of the few ever. If you ever did any military time or lived in northern and central Europe in the last 30 years, these are the 1000 greatest hits. You're sure to revisit a memory from long ago, when you were looking for...

The Muslims want to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth -- wow, what a difference that would make.... DIFFERENCES BETWEEN JEWS AND MUSLIMS. I thought you would be interested in reading this... (What a contrast!) How could the picture be 'painted' any more vividly? The Global...

God went to the Arabs and said, , "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not...

Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh...

California vs. Arizona California: The Arnold is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog. 1. The Arnold starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the...

Next time you're in DeSoto kansas, stop by grandpas's garage. Grandpa's Old Ford Garage - DeSoto, Kansas

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll...

PEOPLE ASK WHY? Why I Might Carry a Gun I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place. I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun...

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment , wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They...

WOW, SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY I WAS HEARING THESE. :) (You know, back when parents actually disciplined their kids with more than a threat of taking away their cell-phone for four hours.) 1. My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If...

Steve Wynn was named as one of the 'world's most influential people'... and single-handedly created a re-birth of the Las Vegas 'strip'.... and is one of the wealthiest guys in the world = the guy is no slouch - when it comes to economics - and makin' $$$ -- this is a BRIEF CNBC interview with...

'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - US.Air Force Manual - 'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never...

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major and asked, 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very Serious...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of...