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  1. louixo

    The Jewish Samurai

    Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai . After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai Chopwak, stepped forward...
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    What a great idea!

    A broadcaster speaking in Auckland, says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Auckland. I think it should be the goal of every NZ'er to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to...
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    A Male Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated long-legged well endowed cheerleaders, hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and drank whiskey...
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    GamblingThe Royal Marine Way

    Recently a 42 Commando Royal Marine Recce Troop captured a Taliban leader in Afghanistan and took him to a warehouse where they gave him one dice. The Sergeant says "Roll the die and if you get a 1 2 3 4 or 5 your head comes off''. The Taliban Leader asks ''What if I throw a 6?'' The...
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    The little gal at the wheel

    I had a great trucking career, and I always wanted to tell this story. I am retired now and living the good life on the beach in Cancun, Mexico. Before trucking I had a nice career, but I had never been really happy or felt fulfilled. One day a company crisis came. I had to make a choice. If I...
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    Our History in 2 minutes

    WOW! Our History in 2 minutes It's a final class project by a high school student. It's worth watching......excellent Notre Histoire
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    Beat It!

    Watch "Mind-blowing drumline synchronization" @ Komando Video
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    Unbelievable working model airport

    this is aboput 16 minutes long, but worth seeing if you like models and miniature technology..at least watch it until you see a takeoff and landing... Flughafen Knuffingen (MiWuLa) Teil 1/2 HD - YouTube
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    Been there, done that ...once!

    Tough bridge! World's Toughest Bridge
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    How to get to Mars...a keeper for the future

    The intricacies of acutually getting there. What has to happen to make it work. How to Get to Mars. Very Cool! HD - YouTube
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    This is a lift!

    Turn up your speakers and take a look! APOD: 2012 July 10 - Happy People Dancing on Planet Earth
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    Watch Your Mailbox

    Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front...
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    How do you starve an Obama supporter?

    Simple....hide their fod stamps under thier workboots.
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    Proverb

    Original Chinese Proverb - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime! 2012 Update - Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives...
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    Liberal Logic 101

    Alot of truth in here: Liberal Logic 101
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    History of Rock and Roll in 100 guitar riffs

    This is really great...I tried posting it on the Loading dock, but it never shows the category "Post a New Thread"....so if you want to move it go ahead. Or maybe you just want to hum along as you're blasting down the road. A History of Rock ‘n’ Roll in 100 Riffs | Open Culture
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    Japenese surrender...never before seen newsreel

    Japanese Sign Final Surrender - YouTube
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    KISS in Iraq

    A rousing tribute. Gene Simmons Military Tribute - YouTube
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    5 rules to remember in life

    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the *******’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many...
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    VJ Day 1945

    VJ Day, Honolulu Hawaii, August 14, 1945 on Vimeo
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