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Two monkeys were paid unequally for the same task...see what happens next. 2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What Happens Next

I need some info from sources more knowledgeable than myself. From time to time I see Hino straight trucks advertised in different places as well as here on EO at very good prices, usually way less than the competition. Why? Are they not reliable, under powered, not a good fit for the job? Any...

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are...

PAL-V flying car introduction - YouTube

A very few commercials deserve to go viral. This is one. Nicely done video...should bring a tear to your eye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoABty_zE00

A plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in...

Help Kickstart World War III! - YouTube

A couple were laying in bed after a fantastic love making session. The woman spent the next hour just rubbing the guy, which was something she just loved to do. The guy asks her "Why do you love to rub me so much?" She answers, "Because I miss mine so much". I TOLD YOU IT WAS A CALIFORNIA LOVE...

Great when on the road....and easy! Here's what you need: 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup flour 2 tablespoon olive oil 2 tablespoon cocoa pinch of salt 3 tablespoon water Mix dry ingredients in a mug, then add oil and water. Mix until consistent. Put in microwave (cook for 1 min. and 40...

Ray Stevens - Come to the USA - YouTube

Canadian's Version of David Letterman's Top 10. This is Canada 's Top Ten List of America 's Stupidity. Of course we look like idiots … because we are … 10) Only in America ... could...

An older gentleman that was a little hard of hearing took his wife with him to the doctor's office so she could help him. A nurse came into the waiting room, walked over to the old couple and in a quiet voice to the husband so other patients would not hear she said "The doctor would like a sperm...

The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has...

TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees...

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will...

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds...

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 98%.. It's called Wedding Cake. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they...

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." The first boy says, "You've got...

You can doctor this a little to make it your type of chocolate. The serve it with a pistol laying beside the plate, because after eating this your guest will want to commit suicide. It just doesn't get any better for a chocoholic. INGREDIENTS 1 package regular Oreo cookies (Not Double...

________________________________ BLACK GIRLFRIENDS I HAVE DATED By Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros...