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    ACTUAL Reuters Headline

    Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters Best quote from the article: "I was a little sloppy out of the blocks, but I was able to hold on." Second best quote: "It wasn't bad, but I was a little fatigued toward the end," Gay said. "I tried to stay relaxed and bring it home, but it wasn't...
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    Here's a Sphincter Pucker Moment

    YouTube - Matt Hall's amazing recovery
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    Comdata and Other Changes at the J

    On June 3, 2010 Flying J announced it now accepts Comdata at all of its more then 250 locations across the US and Canada. Flying J's TCH-branded fleet cards will be accepted at all of Comdata's point-of-sale devices, and Comdata cards and Comchecks will be accepted and processed through the...
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    SiriusXM App for the Droid

    It's not in the Android Marketplace, yet. But it's available for download. SIRIUS|XM on Android Enter your email address at the link above to download the application. You will receive a download link. Alternatively, you can go to http://www.siriusxm.com/android on your Droid to download...
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    Cruise Control in a Construction Zone

    Because this is an important safety issue, and the thread in which this discussion was present has been locked by someone who wishes to remain anonymous, I continue the thought here. In Kansas, State v. Baker, the ruling opinion states: "Unexpected brake failure and unexpected malfunction of...
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    Police Taser Teen Philly Fan

    A 17 year old leapt onto the baseball field at the top of the eighth inning during Monday night's game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the St. Louis Cardinals. He ran around in circles in the outfield, waving a white towel, for about 30 seconds and dodged two security officers and...
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    Canoeist Dies After Whale Flips Boat

    The Cape and Islands District Attorney's office is investigating. Man, what was that whale thinking? Who does he think he is, Charles Bronson or something? That whale is soooo in trouble.
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    Where Even A Rolling Stone Gathers Moss

    Welcome to the Columbia River Gorge National Scenic Area. Wahkeena Falls 3/29/10 Off the beaten path Multnomah Falls
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    viviendo la vida del la persona loca

    Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin has finally confirmed what everyone already knew: He's gay. This is an historic day. And it gives me the courage to make an announcement of my own. I am proud to say that I am a fortunate heterosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am. What will...
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    Moderator Approval?

    I tried to reply to a posting, and instead of my comments getting posted, I was redirected to the following screen. Thank you for posting! Your post will not be visible until a moderator has approved it for posting. You will now be taken back to the forum. If you opted to post a poll, you...
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    "Feed a Man a Fish..." Realized

    "Give a man a fish, and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime." For decades the cry from the United Nations and others has been to throw free food and other aid at countless countries. When the problem in those and other countries only worsened, the cry was to...
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    The Headline Typo We've All Been Waiting For

    You just knew it was gonna happen sooner or later.
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    Tragic Death

    The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and...
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    FBI CyberSquad

    Check it out. Our Nation's Finest is protecting our cyber security with old Dells, Windows XP Home, and a really kewl Matrix screensaver. I feel safer already.
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    Van Parking at TA East in Ontario, California

    Some good news. After being kicked off the lot 6 or 7 times, sometimes within minutes of arriving, on Saturday morning (12/19/09) I called the TA Feedback Line on another issue (problem with the Web site and requesting a new card), but as long as I had them on the line I figured I'd inquire as...
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    The 12 Days of Whataburger

    ♪♪♪ On the first day of Whataburger my true love gave to me.... ♪♪♪ Sorry about putting that song in your head, but if you're near a Whataburger anytime in the next few weeks, this is worth checking out. Free food. I like free food. Go to here and sign up with your e-mail and Zip Code, and...
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    Snooty and Snotty, Part Deaux

    In what may be the zenith of snooty and snotty irony (not to mention an abhorrent abuse of power), a Charlie Brown devoid of humor locked what can only be described as a humorous thread because it wasn't "overly productive." Good grief, Charlie Brown. Lighten up. I've never seen a stupid thread...
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    An Amazing Maize Maze

    A view of a 600 foot-long (183 meters) cornfield maze carved in the likeness of Montreal Canadiens great Jean Beliveau in Florenceville, New Brunswick. The farm owners, who designed the maze as a tribute to Beliveau and the Montreal Canadiens, expect over 7000 people to visit the attraction...
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    A Cornucopia of Portable Toilets

    A Treasure Trove of Portable Toilets for Travel, Camping, & Tailgating. Seriously. You won't believe it. Seriously. Go crazy folks! Go Crazy! My favorite...
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    Man Stabs Bait, Gets Probation

    From the You Can't make This Stuff Up Department: PORTLAND, Ore. - A Portland man who attacked his ex-girlfriend and impaled her pet fish this summer has been sentenced to two years probation, a psychological evaluation and community service. Donald Earl Fite III, 27, pleaded guilty Tuesday...
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