Search results

Well as everyone knows,on the 10th of september I had cataract surgery on my left eye.The week before my operation the big E on the eye chart was blurry.The day after the operation,when they took the patch off,my vision in that eye was 20/40,just amazing,and believe me,the actual operation wasnt...

Childbirth at 65 This is why we are not supposed to have children when we get older……… Childbirth at 65 Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!! With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged...

This thread isnt to brag,but what a solo can do by not turning any loads down.Tuesday morning,Jerry loaded in Cleveland Oh,delivered Tuesday afternoon,Mt Clemens Mi,186 miles for $696,Wed,he loaded Mt Sterling Mi,Delivered Columbus Oh 176 miles,and $599,that afternoon,layover was Cleveland so I...

Well just got home from hospital,have patch on eye,and typing is tough,but just wanted all to know,operation was easier than falling off a horse.Absolutely no pain,actual opeeration was just 10 mins,prep was a couple of hours.They take patch off tomorrow,and do my right eye on the 24th.Anyone...

There are many reasons people go out of service,truck repair,vacation,but this month i'm out on a medical.It really sucks haveing to be out of service in a busy month,my first week was 7000 bucks.Now you ask why i'm out.Monday Sept 2,Dr.appointment for my quarterly check up,Sept 3rd measured for...

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm...

Franklin Delano. Roosevelt > 32nd. President, Democrat > Terms of Office March 4, 1933, to April 12, 1945 a Democrat, introduced the > Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised: > > 1.) That participation in the Program > would be completely voluntary, > > 2.) That the participants would only...

Makes Me Go "Hmmm" ... As you watch the flooding in the Midwest , have you noticed that there are no farmers running around with stolen plasma TVs or holding stolen liquor over their heads. There's no looting or yelling "Where's Bush?", "Where's FEMA?, Where's my check?", or...

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being...

This is a cost annalysis for a typical 16 days.you dont need to know how much we made in those 16 days,but this is what the road expenses were.We drove 9175 miles,that's total miles,loaded and empty,fuel cost was $5501.99,tolls were $242.10.and we were in motels 5 times at a cost of $330.91,the...

The Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee,a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer...

OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell our grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil! Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel Butt!!!

Well heading out the door,Going Salem Oh,Quaker City Dragway,going try supplement my income,my new word,learned it yesturday,while applying for medicare,told i should get a supplemental health carrier,so i m heading out the door,Going to race my pride and joy ! win and 6 runner ups,maybe get...

Terry,nice talking to you the othe day,dont know where you were but was still enjoyable,and Bob & Linda,glad we had a chance to see each other.Its nice making friends out of strangers.the red flames car is the one I race,an that inside view is Talledaga at 200 mph Until we meet again,stay safe

tthat be better dont drive faster than you can afford the fuel

It's the week end,your sitting around,so here's the idea. You have just become the CEO of a brand new expedite company,company is called YouWantItWhen Expedite Services,Now,stop thinking as a driver,but think as the CEO of this company, Your pay is based on performance of your owner...

A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on...

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they...