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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park...

"Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy...

and you think you have a sprinter

From: Larry Harris [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 3:02 PM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Subject: Fw: ouch! I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDINGYESTERDAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT

I know change is scary,but with all the negativity my post from yesturday has shown,no wander most of you complain about not making enough money.We all would like to have a perfect load everytime,there wouldnt be any turn downs,but its never going to be that way.If your on a flat rate...

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

For those that just heard,starting in April,our dispatch system,is going to change,and are thinking the worst,i just read how its going to work,it really wont be much different that what we do now.When I heard about it,i made that important phone call,and gave my two cents,which wasn't...

I took couple days off at home,on monday,dispatch called,load picked up less than 3 blocks from my house and went to McCook Ne.So yes, pay seemed right,loaded my trailer,16000 lbs and off to Nebraska we went.!st stop was service area on Ohio turnpike,wow $3.959,fuel price,did someone say average...

Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealeran 'unlicensed pharmacist '

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and...

----- Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA )...

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When...

Code is 6-1,thats a short in the electical connection between an injector and injector harness.If you have a ddec IV Detroit motor,you can check the injector to see if its any good,and repair the conection,but if you have the better idea,ddec V as I do,you must find which injector is shorting...

This has been around before butis still will make you smile At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Now here are the rules from the male side Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet...

i received this in my Email 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of...