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DOCTORS & UNEMPLOYED" !!! An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it...

This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about the following: A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to...

"Walking Eagle." President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York . He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how...

A huge hibernating male black bear was killed Nov. 2nd in southern Chippewa County when it was hit by a combine. Neil Schlough of Brimley was harvesting corn in a field on the Pinehurst Farm at about 7 o'clock that evening a few miles north of the Mackinac county line, just off of South...

HARMONY TWP. — Four people were killed and six others were injured when a tanker truck and a shuttle bus collided on Interstate 70 near U.S. Route 40 just before 1 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 7. Killed in the crash were: • Tracy Williams, 42, the bus driver. • Lonnie E. Acton, 27. • Alonzo...

Judicial Watch Announces List of Washington’s “Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians” for 2009 Judicial Watch Washington, DC 12-29-09 Judicial Watch, the public interest group that investigates and prosecutes government corruption, today released its 2009 list of Washington’s “Ten Most...

Here we go, are you ready to become a second class citizen? Immigration overhaul bill unveiled in House -- latimes.com

MOTRIN and Robitussin D O N O T M I X ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Very important .. pass it on.. For all parents, grandparents and care providers. This is from my sister who is a teacher with the Red Oak School district . This was sent to us from a nurse in our district..... thought I'd...

PHONE REPAIR Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman...

Wife came home and said, talk radio was saying Joe Biden was getting the boot and Oprah was going on the ticket with Obama next go round. Do you think this is possible? or might happen?

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said Friday the entire nation is grieving for those slain at Fort Hood, and he urged people not to jump to conclusions while law enforcement officers investigate the shootings. Obama met Friday morning with FBI Director Robert Mueller and other federal...

The state of Arizona has already closed 13 of its 18 rest areas because of mounting budget woes, and the five rest areas still open may be on the chopping block. That’s because Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer has asked state agencies to consider another round of budget cuts – an additional 15 percent...

4 Tablespoons sugar 4 Tablespoons flour 2 Tablespoons cocoa 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1 egg (beaten) 3 Tablespoons milk 3 Tablespoons oil small splash Vanilla Put dry ingredients in a microwave safe coffee mug. Add egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in milk and oil and vanilla. Mix well...

Truckers passing through the state of Arizona will have fewer places to rest as the Arizona Department of Transportation announces plans to shutter 13 of its 18 rest areas beginning Oct. 19. Closing the rest areas will save ADOT approximately $2.5 million annually, according to Doug Nintzel...

This is a parent and grandparent MUST read!! Yesterday, my youngest daughter, Halle who is just 4 years old, was rushed to the ER by her father for being severely lethargic and incoherent in her classroom. He was called to her school by the school secretary who said that she was 'VERY VERY...

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp turns and blasts the...

f you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turn in the cans for the...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the...

WASHINGTON (AFP) – Public trust in the US media is eroding and increasing numbers of Americans believe news coverage is inaccurate and biased, according to a study released on Monday. Just 29 percent of the 1,506 adults surveyed by the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press between...