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THIS IS WHY OUR HEALTH CARE IS SO HIGH!!! Bubba Had Shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked...

WASHINGTON — The number of newly laid-off workers filing claims for unemployment benefits rose unexpectedly for the second straight week, an indication that jobs remain scarce. The Labor Department says the number of first-time jobless claims rose to a seasonally adjusted 576,000 last week...

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway,and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said...

Piper...since the 08's are North American wide now...isn't the 3500 now at least 48" between the wells now?

> After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. > So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy...

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette...

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I...

Did you ever notice? When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

Source: Chicago Tribune Truck speed limit increases on major highways CHICAGO - Gov. Pat Quinn has signed a new law increasing the speed limit for large trucks on major highways in Illinois outside the six-county Chicago area to 65 mph. Under the bill signed into law Friday, the...

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goesin to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand...

LANSING — U.S. Sen. Debbie Stabenow said today that she expects a health care overhaul to pass by the end of the year, but she first wants to make sure people can afford the coverage they would be required to have. “You just can’t say to somebody making $50,000, $60,000, $70,000 a year that...

The latest telephone poll taken by the Texas Governor's office asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29 % of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem." 71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."

SMART *** ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked.. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART *** ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check...

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is...

Only in America. This article written by a Canada newspaper. America has apparently elected a King and Queen. This will make you sit up and take notice! What a travesty! Oh, wait, it gets a little worse...look at the last two paragraphs! If only the American people knew........... Ah, but...

Turnpike decides to roll out E-ZPass, new rates on Oct. 1 Cash fares will climb about 50% for passenger cars, light trucks E-ZPass arrives on the Ohio Turnpike Oct. 1 - as do increased fares for drivers who don't use the electronic toll system. Those cash tolls will rise by about 50...

WASHINGTON -- A better-than-expected government jobs report Friday strengthened the growing consensus that the worst economic downturn in generations is nearing an end, and may even have ended already. While economists warned, however, that there's a long way to go before job growth rebounds...

Now what? It’s an agonizing question facing a record 10,000 jobless people in metro Detroit who will exhaust their unemployment benefits over the next month and a half. A whopping 43,000 residents are expected to confront the same fate by year’s end, according to the state’s Unemployment...

A new Chevy van would weight how much more with a diesel (6.6L) compared to a gas (6.0L)?

Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE? A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded...