You might be a Expediting Redneck...

VSprinter

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Was sitting, tired of nothingness.

Write you own or someone else doings in one sentence (without mentioning their name).

So here it goes...
You might be an Expediting Redneck if...

You use 2x4 to fix low tire pressure on the dashboard by beating around pressure sensor.
 

greasytshirt

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OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
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VSprinter

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
You might be an Expediting Redneck if...
... You believed dispatch that 2500kg load is within your CV capacity, only to be pulled over 15 minutes later and cited for damaging the pavement since your left the shipper.
 

xmudman

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
I would worry about damaging my vehicle and my livelihood with a massively overweight load like that, not so much someone's road. Sounds like dispatch needs to go back to Junior High for a refresher on the metric system
 
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