TSA saves flight

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Dangerous sock puppet disarmed before endangering entire planeload of people.

TSA Saves America By Disarming Sock Monkey Of 2 Inch Toy Gun - Saving Our Future

 

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Best quote from this incident:

"She took my monkey’s gun!"


Second best quote from this incident:

"TSA officers are dedicated to keeping the nation's transportation security systems safe and secure for the traveling public. Under longstanding aircraft security policy, and out of an abundance of caution, realistic replicas of firearms are prohibited in carry-on bags."

Realistic replicas. Two inches. And Plastic. Realistic replica.