This has got to be one of you...

[letzrockexpress]

Hey, which one of you sat for this interview??
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be / America's Finest News Source

 

[layoutshooter]

Not I!! I am FAR more articulate than that!! Much uglier though.

 

[LDB]

OK, I'll admit it. I confess. I'm both more intelligent and better looking.

 

[Pilgrim]

Deleted post - I'm a little slower today than usual. Just noticed the article came from The Onion.

 

[aristotle]

$#@!**! ... I've been living incognito in Escondido. Now, I have been found out. Who squealed?