The "M" Word

[Str8Shooter]

I am sick of this political correct stuff complicating our lives. I saw this tiny little expedite van driver recently and I asked him if he had a hard time in this business being a midget. He stormed off and climbed his way up into his van with blocks on his pedals and drove off, but not before telling me that midget is an offensive word. I had no idea.

 

[letzrockexpress]

I am sick of this political correct stuff complicating our lives. I saw this tiny little expedite van driver recently and I asked him if he had a hard time in this business being a midget. He stormed off and climbed his way up into his van with blocks on his pedals and drove off, but not before telling me that midget is an offensive word. I had no idea.

I think I saw that guy one time in West Memphis..

 

[Str8Shooter]

He was a cute little guy, he made me smile.

 

[letzrockexpress]

He was a cute little guy, he made me smile.

If it is the guy I'm thinking of, he's pretty short but I don't think he's really a midget. This guy did have some sort of extensions on his pedals though. It reminded me of when I was a little kid and I went to see the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile.... The driver was just tiny...

 

[Str8Shooter]

another amusing thing was the fact that he had a Texas plate. It sure contradicted the old saying about things being bigger in Texas.

 

[Str8Shooter]

If it is the guy I'm thinking of, he's pretty short but I don't think he's really a midget. This guy did have some sort of extensions on his pedals though. It reminded me of when I was a little kid and I went to see the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile.... The driver was just tiny...

Well whats the cutoff? Maybe he thought I was after his Lucky Charms?

 

[Steady Eddie]

another amusing thing was the fact that he had a Texas plate. It sure contradicted the old saying about things being bigger in Texas.

Or.....Or, big things come in small packages...Be glade he didn't Hulk out on ya.....Yep you gotta be correct, even in jokes....

A "N" word and an "M" word walk into a bar.....just not the same....

 

[Steady Eddie]

Oh, forgot the punch line.....

You think one of them would have seen it!

 

[Dakota]

Why is Midget offensive, but calling them a Dwarf or Little People is not
This PC crap is getting deep

 

[OntarioVanMan]

with all the weirdos and nut cases out there, just being called "normal" will be offensive...

 

[Dakota]

Don't call me bald, that is offensive call me "follically challenged"

 

[OntarioVanMan]

Don't call me bald, that is offensive call me "follically challenged"

Not saying a word.....nope, nada, nothin...

I get jealous just looking at my brush...-LOL*

 

[Str8Shooter]

I just need to be very careful around them now. I would not want to fight an angry little person. When they are steaming mad and stomp around with their little legs and baby arms flailing. I would just start laughing and could not defend myself.

 

[Tennesseahawk]

A "N" word and an "M" word walk into a bar.....just not the same....

That right there is funny!!!

Anyone see a cripple sticker laying around?

 

[Str8Shooter]

Cripple sticker LOVE IT!! Mind if I use it? I have some good cripple jokes is it ok to tell them here?

 

[copdsux]

My wife is 5'3" tall, I'm 6'5". Is she vertically challenged?

 

[letzrockexpress]

My wife is 5'3" tall, I'm 6'5". Is she vertically challenged?

If you've ever heard the definition of the perfect woman, that sounds like a match made in Heaven...