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theoldprof

Veteran Expediter
Why is it so important to know how to speak English?

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

It was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated.

She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?'

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'.

The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too.'
 

theoldprof

Veteran Expediter
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'.

I've read this several times. It just now hit me. It sounds like "Fl... you asians"
 

TonyG

Seasoned Expediter
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'.

I've read this several times. It just now hit me. It sounds like "Fl... you asians"

Yep, I had to read it about 3 times until I seen that, I just knew I was missing something. :)
 

Suds43

Seasoned Expediter
C'mon Hader1, that was funny!!! You need to lighten up a little bit. Nothing mean about it!!!
 
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