Hey Kevmar, you don't have to give up a weekend with the kids and you can still sit in a truck stop. Grab the little iceroadies,some sleeping bags, big wheels and dvds and hit the road.
Tell the little iceroadies that the 12 purple Elvis' and the blonde woman that Uncle Cave was seen with in Vegas were really Barney impersonators. And that the blond woman wasn't a blond or a....
What stays in Vegas sinks ships and the army eats lumpy gravy.
Black ice on the lakes below the 45th! No trucks allowed!