r u a dem,a rep,or a redneck?

[hondaking38]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:





Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to ans wer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, hea lthier street that
would
discourage such behavio r .
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
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Republican's
Answer:


BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the
Winchester
Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next
one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

 

[arkjarhead]

redneck for sure

 

[chefdennis]

Redneck, there was never a second thought.

 

[layoutshooter]

I would have to say Republican. Take care of the problem with the first shot and save the rest of my ammo for more of the S.O.B.'s Layoutshooter

 

[chefdennis]

Save ammo!?!? What kind of idea is that!?!? Killing in this situation is a statement, wasted the problem and use lots of ammo doing it, even reload a time or 2.

Besides, 9, 40, and 45 ammo isn't that expensive and if you have a "large" stock pile, scum like this is just target practice, and whats 500 rounds.............

PS, kind of on this issue, i walked in to a "consignee's recieving office the other day, I had a nice clean black hat with a red white and blue logo that reads "USCCA"...

The lady asked what that stood for, when I told her , "United States Concealed Carry Association", she extened her hand to shake mine, then lifted the edge of her blouse to show me a really nice XD 9 SC in PINK!!!!

Needless to say, we chatted for a while and she got my load ready after she had already told me it would be a hour... I was gone in 20 minutes, even with the chat about guns!!!

 

[layoutshooter]

I learned to conserve ammo a long time ago. While you might have a large stock you never know when the area you are in will become very "target rich". Then you will wish you just placed your shots right and use only what is needed to do the job. (Ruger SP101 2.5" barrel in .357, my wife's is a Lady Smith 3" barrel in .357)Layoutshooter