Prison - for frying eggs.

[cheri1122]

Student gets suspended sentence for cooking on eternal flame | euronews, world news


She's very lucky the sentence was suspended - how could she possibly tell her cellmates what she's in for?
PS Now I'm wondering: would it be a criminal offense to warm your hands over the Eternal Flame?

 

[AMonger]

She's very lucky the sentence was suspended - how could she possibly tell her cellmates what she's in for?

And he said, "What'd ya get?"
And I said, "I didn't get nothing'. I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage."
"What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering."
And they all moved away from me on the bench there, gave me the hairy eyeball and all sorts of mean, nasty, ugly things, until I said "and creating a nuisance."
And they all came back and shook my hand...!