Can you believe this? The US Federal government is considering a proposal to install pay-toilets at over 20,000 govt facilities inside the US. Supposedly, each unit will cost 25 cents to gain access, 25 cents for tissue paper and 25 cents to exit. Dollar bill change machines will be strategically located near most facilities. In keeping with politically correct trends favored by the current administration, all units will be unisex. Obama praised the idea as "thinking outside the box" and a final decision is expected by April 15th.