MY DAD IS A DANCER
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up: fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
However, lttle Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Obama re-elected, but it is just too embarrassing to say that in front
of the other kids."
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up: fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
However, lttle Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Obama re-elected, but it is just too embarrassing to say that in front
of the other kids."