Liberal?

terryandrene

Veteran Expediter
Safety & Compliance
US Coast Guard
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, beer, and so on.
Amazed, the man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote the Democrat ticket again?"
 

whitechocolet

Seasoned Expediter
liberal >adjective 1 willing to respect and accept behavior or opinions different from one's own. 2 (of a society, law, etc.) favorable to individual rights and freedoms. 3 (in a political context) favoring individual liberty, free trade, and moderate reform. 4 (Liberal) (in the UK) relating to the Liberal Democrat party. 5 (especially of an interpretation of a law) not strictly literal. 6 given, used, or giving in generous amounts. 7 (of education) concerned with broadening general knowledge and experience. >noun 1 a person of liberal views.

conservative >adjective 1 averse to change and holding traditional values. 2 (in a political context) favoring free enterprise, private ownership, and socially conservative ideas. 3 (Conservative) relating to a Conservative Party. 4 (of an estimate) purposely low for the sake of caution. >noun 1 a conservative person. 2 (Conservative) a supporter or member of a Conservative Party.

Call me Liberal anyday!!!
 

LDB

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
What an amazingly accurate robot.

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Support the entire Constitution, not just the parts you like.
 
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