Good Manners

[theoldprof]

Subject: Good Manners


During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners
> asked her students the following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
> would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said,
> "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That
> would be rude and impolite.
>
> What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry,
> but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.""That's
> better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
> dinner table.
>
> And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your
> good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
> moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
> hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted

 

[mrgoodtude]

Coffee in my nose now
Prof you da man

 

[BillChaffey]

Morris returns from the Doctor and tells his wife Sadie that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later Morris goes to his wife again,and Say's "honey you know I only have 18 hours left can we do it one more time?" Of course the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later as the man is getting into bed he looks at his wife and realizes he only has 8 hours left. He touches hie wife's shoulder and asks "Sadie my dearest,...please just one more time before I die" She says "of course dear" and they make love for a third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and goes to sleep. Morris however worries about his impending demise, tosses & turns until there is 4 hours left. He taps he taps his wife who rouses. "Honey I only have 4 hours left, do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says "Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning....you don't"