Going a little too far?

greg334

Veteran Expediter
Scientist says cremation should meet a timely death

SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian scientist called Wednesday for an end to the age-old tradition of cremation, saying the practice contributed to global warming.

Professor Roger Short said people could instead choose to help the environment after death by being buried in a cardboard box under a tree.

The decomposing bodies would provide the tree with nutrients, and the tree would convert carbon dioxide into life-giving oxygen for decades, he said.

"The important thing is, what a shame to be cremated when you go up in a big bubble of carbon dioxide," Short told AFP.

"Why waste all that carbon dioxide on your death?"

Short said the cremation of the average male in Australia, during which the body is heated to 850 degrees Celsius (1,562 degrees Fahrenheit) for 90 minutes, produced more than 50 kilograms (110 pounds) of carbon dioxide.

And that doesn't include the carbon cost of fuel, or the cost of the emissions released during the production and burning of the wooden casket.

Short, a reproductive biologist at the University of Melbourne, said the contribution of cremation to harmful greenhouse gases was small, and he did not wish to prevent people from choosing how their body was disposed of according to their religion.

But to bury the hatchet with environmentalists, he suggested it would not be a bad idea to bequeath one's body as food for a forest.

"You can actually do, after your death, an enormous amount of good for the planet," he said. "The more forests you plant, the better."


OK now in the name of the enviorment, when we kick off, we can just be dumped in the nearest forest saving thousands in funeral cost.
 

Pilgrim

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
There recently was a crematorium in north Georgia that, for several years did exactly what you're suggesting. Instead of cremating the dearly departed sent to them from funeral homes in the surrounding counties, they tossed their earthly remains out into the nearby woods. One can only speculate as to the increase in the population of natural scavengers and green flies, in addition to the added growth of local flora. Once the local authorities discovered this "earth friendly activity" they were none too pleased, to say the least. The proprietor of this establishment is now helping the environment by creating small rocks from large ones and making "save the whales" liscense plates for the Peach State.
 

arkjarhead

Veteran Expediter
my uncle knows a guy who wanted to get his mother ground up i guess with some kind of big meat grind and spread the remains in the woods.
 

letzrockexpress

Veteran Expediter
Heat em' up a little more...higher temperature cremation would burn up most of any gases before they even get a chance to escape the oven.
crispy critters...
 

Tennesseahawk

Veteran Expediter
Wouldn't that be like mad cow disease for ppl? LOL

A steel plant's blast furnace comes to mind.

-Vampire Super Slooth Trucker!!!
 

Broompilot

Veteran Expediter
Greg ya got a little to much time on your hands there. This is my vote for the #1 most disscusting topic ever posted.

But Grinding a person up, thats why it got my vote.
 

RichM

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Put the remains in a burlap bag and throw the bag in the ocean. That way you are part of the food chain.
 
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