EnglishLady
Veteran Expediter
These extracts are from true Insurance claim forms 
"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."
"No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."
"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."
"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."
"I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought my windows was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."
"No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."
"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."
"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."
"I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought my windows was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.