Ever wonder why ......

[EnglishLady]

[FONT=&amp]EVER WONDER ...[/FONT]
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Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?[/FONT]
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Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?[/FONT]
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Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?[/FONT]
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?[/FONT]
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Why is it that doctors call what
they do 'practice'?[/FONT]
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Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?[/FONT]
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Why is the man who invests all
your money called a broker?[/FONT]
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Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?[/FONT]
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored[/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]cat food?[/FONT]
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?[/FONT]
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Why do they sterilize the needle
for lethal injections?[/FONT]
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You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out
of that stuff?![/FONT]
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?[/FONT]
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Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?[/FONT]
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If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?[/FONT]
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If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?[/FONT]


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[Ragman]

. . . You park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

. . . If the plural of mouse is mice, is the plural of house - hice.

 

[tknight]

How about deer?as in deer?

 

[xiggi]

Why do we get on the plane instead of in it or what's with jumbo shrimp?

Sent from my Fisher Price ABC-123.

 

[OntarioVanMan]

I was Bored of Education along time ago....

 

[Ragman]

I was Bored of Education along time ago....

. . .Why Canadians can't play along?

 

[OntarioVanMan]

. . .Why Canadians can't play along?

No parle vous ;p

 

[Ragman]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

 

[noneya]

If this is supposed to be a man's world, why don't they get together and fix the problems of this world?

SENT FROM YA MAMA'S HOUSE

 

[roadeyes]

That doesn't wash anymore. It stopped being a man's world when they gave women the vote. It all went to hell in a hand basket after that.

( where's the ducking for cover smiley)?

 

[noneya]

That doesn't wash anymore. It stopped being a man's world when they gave women the vote. It all went to hell in a hand basket after that.

( where's the ducking for cover smiley)?

But men are still hollering, "man's world" to this day. Explain that.

SENT FROM YA MAMA'S HOUSE

 

[LDB]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

His name was Adam.

 

[roadeyes]

But men are still hollering, "man's world" to this day. Explain that.

Probably just reminiscing about the good old days. :-D

 

[noneya]

probably just reminiscing about the good old days. :-d

lol!

Sent from ya mama's house