are12
Expert Expediter
Just had to share this, it was sent to me by my biker brother!
>A drunk biker decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no
>lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and it
>immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
>pace, but the biker begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for
>the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw
>his
>arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse
>anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
>Finally, giving up his frail grip, the drunk biker attempts to leap away
>from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot becomes
>entangled in the stirrup, and he is now at the mercy of the horse's
>pounding
>hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. He starts to
>lose consciousness, but to his great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter,
>sees him and unplugs the horse.
>A drunk biker decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no
>lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and it
>immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
>pace, but the biker begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for
>the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw
>his
>arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse
>anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
>Finally, giving up his frail grip, the drunk biker attempts to leap away
>from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot becomes
>entangled in the stirrup, and he is now at the mercy of the horse's
>pounding
>hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. He starts to
>lose consciousness, but to his great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter,
>sees him and unplugs the horse.
So, who's hosting the Thanksgiving dinner this year?:+