Classes For Men

[are12]

CLASSES FOR MEN
AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY :
April 1, 2006
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll
Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor -
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes
Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity
Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things
Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch
Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven
What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

[mrgoodtude]

>CLASSES FOR MEN
>AT
>THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
>REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY :
>April 1, 2006
>NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their
>contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants
>maximum.
>Class 1
>How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
>Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
>Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at
>7:00 PM.

AWE COME ON THE BEER GOES IN THE FREEZER WHEN I GET HOME....

>Class 2
>The Toilet Paper Roll
>Does It Change Itself?
>Round Table Discussion.
>Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

SHE USES IT MORE THAN I, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?

>Class 3
>Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The
>Seat and
>Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
>Group Practice.
>Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

CAN A WOMAN DESIGN A COMMODE THAT REDUCES SPLASH BACK??
MY AIM IS TRUE BUT I AM 6'2"...

>Class 4
>Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The
>Floor -
>Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
>Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

LAUNDRY DOESN'T GET TOUCHED FOR A WEEK ANYWAY SO THERE IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER...

>Class 5
>After Dinner Dishes
>Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
>Examples on Video.
>Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
>at 7:00 PM

AGAIN DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING????

>Class 6
>Loss Of Identity
>Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
>Help Line Support and Support Groups.
>Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

WELL I BOUGHT THE ##### TV...

>Class 7
>Learning How To Find Things
>Starting With Looking In The Right Places
>And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
>Open Forum .
>Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

THATS WHAT WE HAVE YOU FOR AND BESIDES YELLING KEEPS US DE STRESSED....

>Class 8
>Health Watch
>Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
>Graphics and Audio Tapes.
>Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2
>hours.

AWE COME ON! YOU PASS BY THE FLOWERS AT THE STORE WHEN I SEND YOU ON A BEER RUN, I AM JUST TRYING TO MULTI-TASK

>Class 9
>Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
>Real Life Testimonials.
>Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
>Class 10

AGAIN COME ON YOUR JEALOUS OF THE MANDAR AND YES WE DO HAVE A MANDAR.

>Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She
>Parallel Parks?
>Driving Simulations.
>4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
>Class 11

OF COURSE WE CAN JUST DO IT AT THE GROCERY STORE WHILST PICKING UP THE FLOWERS I WANTED YOU TO HAVE AND THE BEER I SO DESPERATELY NEED AS I SIT AT HOME WATCHING THE GAME IN BETWEEN BREAKS OF USING ALL THE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY SPLASHBACK REALIZING THE ICE MAKER IS OVERPRODUCING AND WONDERING IF THE DIRECTIONS I GAVE YOU TO THE STORE WERE LEGIBLE ENOUGH SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO STOP.(AND ASK).

>Learning to Live
>Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
>Online Classes and role-playing .
>Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

MY MOM LIKES ME..DON'T HATE

>Class 12
>How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
>Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
>Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at
>7:00 PM.

SEE CLASS#11

>Class 13
>How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
>Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important
>Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
>Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
>Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2
>hours.

I'M A GUY

>Class 14
>The Stove/Oven
>What It Is and How It Is Used.
>Live Demonstration.
>Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

WE KNOW WHAT THAT IS..
A PLACE YOU CAN SET THE BEER DOWN WHILE LOOKING FOR THE FLOWER VASE.

>Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will
>be issued to the survivors.

JEEPERS CAN'T WE JUST SAY I LOVE YOU.

Sorry Arlene,
just couldn't resist:+

 

[Moot]

Thanks, Mike.

 

[are12]

<<<<<<JEEPERS CAN'T WE JUST SAY I LOVE YOU.

Sorry Arlene,
just couldn't resist>>>>>>


I know Mike, just like me not being able to resist posting this.
:+ :+