That is really funny, Dave. Told it to my Dr. today and he told me this one. Hope it hasn't been posted already...I only read the General posts.
There was a seminar for surgeons. Three of the surgeons were talking and ended up having a bragging contest. A French Dr. said they transplanted a heart in a French woman and she was healthy and looking for a job in ten days.
The German Dr. said "That's nothing, a German woman had a heart and lung transplant and was looking for a job in just four days".
The 3rd Dr. said "We have you all beat. A Canadian woman with no brain was transplanted, and now everyone in her State is looking for a job".