Announcing... Conan is my new burglar alarm for my

Tennesseahawk · Jan 1, 2005

Jan.1, 2005.
I have decided to make my dog, Conan, my new alarm system for my truck. He has a loud bark which intimidates intruders and lot-lizards, though he'd eat anything you give him (unless it comes from the buffet).
Formerly a guard dog in my yard, he was moved to my truck after digging up my sod. As a raise, he gets two extra pig ear and 5 beggin-strips a week... as well as a new squeeky toy and ball. When asked about his promotion, he had this quote: "Ruff, snarl, hha hha hha lick."

T-hawk

raceman · Jan 1, 2005

RE: Announcing... Conan is my new burglar alarm fo

What model is that? You are killing me here. LOL

Thats pretty good. Teach him to drive and you got a team and an alarm.

The Owner who once went by RACEMAN but due to the outcome of the Nextel Cup, am now just 6.

Tennesseahawk · Jan 1, 2005

RE: Announcing... Conan is my new burglar alarm fo

I tried to teach him to drive... but he keeps chasing other cars

Besides... I hate drool on the steering wheel

raceman · Jan 1, 2005

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What model is it? German Shepard? Doby? Come on is it a killer or little toy? How much does it run and is it easy to install?

The Owner who once went by RACEMAN but due to the outcome of the Nextel Cup, am now just 6.

Tennesseahawk · Jan 1, 2005

RE: Announcing... Conan is my new burglar alarm fo

He's an Irish Wolfhound mix. Honestly, I would love to take him with me, and he'd love to go, but he doesn't want to go to the bathroom while he's on the road. He went on a 800 mile trip (with a stop overnight) and didn't go once. Besides... when he gets gas, watch out!!! He'll fog the windows :7

All he wants to do is play and eat ppl food. He's a cheap model though... he works for scraps and a tummy rub.

davekc · Jan 2, 2005

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Was this post for another type of forum?
Davekc

Tennesseahawk · Jan 3, 2005

RE: Announcing... Conan is my new burglar alarm fo

You don't wanna know, Dave. But if you must, ask another mod. It's complicated.

NoProblem · Jan 3, 2005

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I'll reply to your question Dave:

This "Conan" thread was initiated out of immaturity.

I say immaturity because, like a little kid, a few folks hated to see happy news posted by Tom. So without good reason, tennesseAhawk took it upon himself to act as an EO authority by declaring that Tom was advertising and that Tom posted something that he deemed unworthy and useless to the EO community. This thread is the childish parody of Tom's post - which, btw, got locked, then pulled.

Hopefully this nonsenical thread will never get pulled. So long as it remains, perhaps it will serve as a testament and a reference for those who might be considering hiring on and actually driving one of tennesseAhawk's trucks.

In closing, I want to say publicly to tennesseAhawk:
There is good reason that Tom's drivers publicly and explicitly praise him - and A. Blair.
Tom himself - as well as his business model and his business ethics are above reproach. If you could just try to understand, you would easily see *why* his drivers get excited about working for him and are proud enough to publicly proclaim it!

Have a great day!

Tennesseahawk · Jan 3, 2005

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And the band starts playin'...
NoProblem... this item was put to rest yesterday. If you want to open another can of worms by personally attacking me, you'll make one helluva director/manager/whatever. But I refuse to go there cause everyone said their piece and it's over. You missed out, Bubba.