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A funny way to Invest in your money

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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1,000.00 But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan. :)


Drive safe

Dave Mayfield
FEDExCC/Roberts Express O/O Since 3/1/1995
C1847,C2045,D3397,D5047:p
 
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JimmyB

Seasoned Expediter
>
>If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
>it would
>now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50
>left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would
>have had less than $5.00 left. With Lucent, you would have
>$3.50 left of the original $1,000.00 But, if you had
>purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
>the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
>REFUND you would have had $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
>to drink heavily and recycle.
>
>It's called the 401-Keg Plan. :)
>
>
>Drive safe
>
>Dave Mayfield
>FEDExCC/Roberts Express O/O Since 3/1/1995
>C1847,C2045,D3397,D5047:p


Now will the Fleet Owner contribute to this 401-Keg Plan, I mean for every can I contribute, will the Fleet owner throw in 1 can to match?
 
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Guest
Well, would make it grow to $424.00 a year. We need a place on here just for Jokes. Call it the joke room. Laughing is good for heart.
Tricia went and got Larry the Cable Guys new movie. It's so darn funny, I laughed so hard I was in tears.

Another Great movie to see is (Diary of a Mad Black Woman). Tyler Perry is so funny. Everyone will love Madeea. Rent the Movie and you will see.


Drive safe

Dave Mayfield
FEDExCC/Roberts Express O/O Since 3/1/1995
C1847,C2045,D3397,D5047
 
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HoosierHllyBlly

Seasoned Expediter
Larry The Cable Guy...Health Inspector....You are so right Dave it is a very funny movie. I bought it also and have watched it 3 times already and it keeps getting funnier. Our motto on this truck out here is...GET-R-DONE.

Be Safe... HoosierHllyBlly

GET-R-DONE :p
 
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Yea it was a Great movie. GET R DONE!

Drive safe

Dave Mayfield
FEDExCC/Roberts Express O/O Since 3/1/1995
C1847,C2045,D3397,D5047
Fleet manager,
CR3088,C6446,D6189,
 
greg334

greg334

Veteran Expediter
I got that in the DVD player right now - got to bring it back.

I was laughing so hard, you can fill in the blanks.......:p

We watched RV just before that, that was funy too but I wish that they would make a movie where the kids still hate the father because he dragged them somewhere they didn't want to go. It had the same ending as cheaper by the dozen II. x(
 
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