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I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid!! Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had...

A truck driver lives a good long healthy life. After millions of miles on the road he dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates, and says you have been a good and faithful servant. You can have any kind of truck you want any accessory any Chrome just let me know. So the...

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A very successful lawyer buys a new Ferrari He parks in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes too close and completely tears the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabs his cell phone, dials 911, and within minutes a...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we...

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:(I understand that some conveinence stores and grocery stores have to be open early day on Thanksgiving, for those of us that need that last minute dinner item. However the big box retail does not have to open on Thanksgiving Day, This is just pure greed and shows that they care about profit...

Hard to be humble, when this good looking

This is something to read when things are starting to look dismal.

;)One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work...

A salute to our nations protectors U.S. Military's remake of the -Call me Maybe- music video. Wow! - YouTube

:cool: a laugh for a day! http://youtu.be/uXSaIdEtWmI

Me advertising for Harley Davidson 110th anniversary. (Milwaukee) I get to see all the cool 'toys'..

Me advertising for Harley Davidson 110th anniversary. (Milwaukee) I get to see all the cool 'toys'..

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

Talk about right or wrong

Should I or shouldn't I

As of 8:40 pm EST Live blog: Bombings suspect cornered, police say ? This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

Flag waver on I-77 bridge in Fort Mill: 'Terrorists can’t beat America' | CharlotteObserver.com

:confused: This is our technology society Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only...