A truck driver lives a good long healthy life. After millions of miles on the road he dies and goes to heaven.
St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates, and says you have been a good and faithful servant. You can have any kind of truck you want any accessory any Chrome just let me know. So the truck driver proceeds to lay out his dream rig for st. Peter. Peter snaps his fingers and the rig appears before them.
St. Peter tell him that just down the road there's a truck stop and he should go there to wait for a load. So the driver drives down the road to the truck stop and pulls into a huge parking lot. He sees beautiful rigs from the thirties to forties the fifties all the way up to modern day. They're all sitting there covered in dust none of them are moving. But there's a parking spot right near the doorway. He Parks his rig and walks inside and there's a beautiful Buffet of all the food he's ever enjoyed there's a TV room with big plush seats. He sits down in the chair and one of his favorite shows is on.
As he starts to watch the show he leans over to the driver next to him and says how come nobody is moving is there no freight?
The other driver looks at him and says. They're still waiting for the first dispatcher to make it into heaven.
St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates, and says you have been a good and faithful servant. You can have any kind of truck you want any accessory any Chrome just let me know. So the truck driver proceeds to lay out his dream rig for st. Peter. Peter snaps his fingers and the rig appears before them.
St. Peter tell him that just down the road there's a truck stop and he should go there to wait for a load. So the driver drives down the road to the truck stop and pulls into a huge parking lot. He sees beautiful rigs from the thirties to forties the fifties all the way up to modern day. They're all sitting there covered in dust none of them are moving. But there's a parking spot right near the doorway. He Parks his rig and walks inside and there's a beautiful Buffet of all the food he's ever enjoyed there's a TV room with big plush seats. He sits down in the chair and one of his favorite shows is on.
As he starts to watch the show he leans over to the driver next to him and says how come nobody is moving is there no freight?
The other driver looks at him and says. They're still waiting for the first dispatcher to make it into heaven.
