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  1. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    That severed head she was holding might as well have been her own.
  2. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    Honestly, it did mine, too, at first. I glossed over "concubine" assuming it was some spiffy Florida-esque, Cuban-type name of the place. Then I took a closer look at it as I was about to copy and past it into Google to get the story. I never got as far as copying it. I laughed and gave it a...
  3. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    TMZ and the NY Post are both considered to be about the same, credibility-wise. Any legit news outlets that picked up the story and ran it at face value (I'm not aware of any that did), would have almost certainly had as the lead, "According to TMZ." But even that's risky, as all credible news...
  4. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    The word "concubine" should be your first clue as to the comedy and sarcasm of the name of the rehab center. Remember, he had earlier gone to a rehab clinic for his sex addiction. :D
  5. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    Like I said earlier, he may very well have a drug problem, or an alcohol problem, or both. I don't know. But keep in mind that at least two of those sports analysts said that Woods managed to successfully recite the national anthem backwards, so you may want to take their medical diagnoses with...
  6. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    Sometimes...Especially.... but what's your evidence for the police doing this in Wood's case? TMZ's stellar reporting record? Ah, so your evidence is rationalization to bolster an unsubstantiated belief. Got it. Like I said, you're an adult. Believe what you want. Just don't try to convince me...
  7. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    Wouldn't be the first time. Remember in 2009 when TMZ published a photograph, which it said was taken in the mid-1950s, that supposedly showed JFK romping around on a yacht with four topless women? They noted that, "Had the photo surfaced when John F. Kennedy ran for President in 1960, it could...
  8. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    Here's some First Class FAKE NEWS for ya. It's all over the place, but I will single out NBC News and Slate, as they are rather representative of the agendized news in the MSM. First, NBC News: The story is about a 9th Circuit judge's comments over the deportation of an illegal alien, an...
  9. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    There as no breath test at the scene. Woods was give a standard field sobriety test (SFST - finger to nose, walk heel to toe, Romberg Alphabet test, etc.) and based on his dismal performance of the SFSTs and his responses to questions, instructions, and his general out-of-it-ness, the officer...
  10. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    There you go, believing half of what you read again. There is no evidence that he initially refused to take the breath test. Why would the police cover something like that up? A cover up is inconsistent with the level of detail in the police report. Possible, but the urine test would catch it...
  11. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    Miller wore on me over the years. He was having to try too hard to connect the dots with his tortured analogies. Back in the day he was pretty much batting a thousand with those things, but over the last few years he's succumbed to SNL Syndrome, where 9 out of every 10 bits fall flat. I do...
  12. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    The NY Post article appears to take a few things from TMZ (which TMZ clearly made up) and then embellished it further. TMZ posted an update which blames the police for falsely telling TMZ that Woods had alcohol in his system. Because the police like to play pranks like that. TMZ (and the Post)...
  13. Turtle

    Tiger Woods DUI

    Tiger Woods was arrested for impaired driving. A breath blood alcohol test administered showed no signs that Woods had alcohol in his system, although he failed a field sobriety test after his vehicle was found “stopped on the roadway at 2:03 a.m. Monday in the right-hand lane and right...
  14. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    Going on Tucker Carlson is becoming like going on Jerry Springer: You just know that you're gonna end up looking like a fool.
  15. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    I've seen that, too. But it happens like ALL the time, especially with people who are there to say something and they know exactly what they are going to say to the question asked (see below). Starting a sentence with "so" has become more and more prevalent over the last 4 or 5 years, almost...
  16. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    Have you ever noticed that when Tucker Carlson asks a liberal a question, the first word of their response is almost always, "so"?
  17. Turtle

    Best truck stop shower rewards for a deisel sprinter?

    Of course, at Load One, a 15 gallon purchase gets you a full shower credit, and along with the 6 cent per gallon discount, makes going even a mile or two out of your way for 20 , 30 or even 50 cents uneconomical (if all you want to do is put in 15 gallons to get the shower credit). Yeah...
  18. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    Without commentary.... this is hella funny. :D
  19. Turtle

    What Ben said..

    Broke is a state of being, poor is a state of mind. Broke is temporary, poor is forever.
  20. Turtle

    Best truck stop shower rewards for a deisel sprinter?

    Yeah, a Speedy Rewards card from Speedway is something you should probably have. Get both the Speedway and PFJ apps for your phone.
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