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To paraphrase Jumbuck: Ya know, Turtle you really seem like a nice, knowledgeable guy! Why do have to be such an anal orifice? People come to you for advice, not to be put down or insulted!

Johnny had a little drink But Johnny drinks no more What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4 That will clean out all orifices, coming and going!

Where exactly in the truck stop did you find this copy of Expedite Now? Ah, never mind. I really don't want to know. Welcome back to the wonderful world of expediting!

It depends on the state. I believe Nebraska is over 10,000 pounds. Not sure why you tripped the pull into scale sign. South Dakota has recently change their signage to read: all vehicles over 8000 pounds GVWR or maybe it's 6000 pounds, anyway I'm at 9600 pounds GVWR and am required to stop...

Were you busy googling your orifice the other day when I passed you on I-94? That could explain your ignoring me.

Even if you aren't a gear head, the animation coupled with the music makes for an entertaining video.

It is not about his spelling and I did understand what he typed, at least as far as what he typed! I believe he failed, probably for the sake of brevity to accurately tell the whole story. I will admit that I have never bought, sold or tried to register a motor vehicle in the great state of...

Wow, quite the dichotomy! Maybe you should edit this by leaving out the word "nice". Better yet, cut to the chase and leave out the whole first sentence. Okay, now we have this pared down to a simple question: Why do have to be such an anal orifice? My answer, to quote Popeye The Sailor Man...

Thank you Bob for the tip! I just tried it and it works. I tend to shy away from computer stuff labeled "advanced". I always click the "recommended" option. This "go advanced" option should be re-labeled "preview" as it wouldn't scare thecnotards like me from clicking on it.

While I don't drive a truck, I do drive a van with my carrier's name on the doors. I keep my van clean and well maintained. I obey traffic laws and practice common courtesy toward other drivers, shippers/receivers and the general motoring public. These practices aren't nearly as dramatic as...

Yeah. I don't know what happened. I typed it instead.

Happy Birthday Canada!

It wasn't a wise crack, it was some honest advice. If you read post 7 you will see he took it as advice and not a wise crack. If posters would take a little more time when typing, especially with fat fingers on smartphone keyboards and re-read before hitting the reply key, posts would be a...

I have an insulated split bulkhead with crawl through access to the cab. My bed is behind the bulkhead. As a solo driver this works well for me. When I'm driving I am only heating or cooling the cab. The bulkhead also helps to insulate the cab from noisy freight. When I am parked, I have the...

Thanks Phil! I just watched the episode in the YouTube link. I remember the show's opening footage and song but don't recall the characters. I didn't search for the ending to this episode but assume the cops got the bad guys and Mike and Jerry went on to haul another load. Great to hear an...

I don't think Sonny and Will would have done well with a QualComm.

Wow! I vaguely remember that show.

It is refreshing to see the Tennessee Republican take a bipartisan stance, since it was a Tennessee Democrat that invented the internet. On a side note, I wonder how Erich Segal is dealing with the Al/Tipper separation? Certainly fodder for a Segal sequel.

Yeah I know. I'm racking up Mickey Money on my Disney Visa so we dine out with Jefferson3000 and his family again in January.

Now close your eyes. Imagine she had the curtain open. How nice is that?