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...it was Moot, hovering above them once again. What they thought was snow was actually Moot's dandruff. "You've all made a valiant effort, but need some focus. If you all stroke you're chinchilla pelts and chant the mantra, you can summon the oracle Bernie Madoff. The all powerful Madoff...

While there is certainly much here to laugh at and mock, isn't this the kind of thread that belongs in the carrier forum? All this concern about an advance is just too funny!!

They have improved the trucker channel, but they need to come up with something for the overnight. I don't know what that crap is they have now, I didn't last 10 minutes with it the other night.

...listened to some Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd, amazed at how awesome it sounded on acid. Someone suggested finding a DVD of The Wizard of Oz. Then, a bright light appeared and Moot, his white beard flowing in the breeze, hovered above them. "I can show you the way if you..."

...that an evil organization known as the "2-Headed Black Cat" is trying to take over the world. They're using a Fonzie scheme known as the "first out" to subjugate the masses. When they've lulled the citizenry into a false sense of security they'll...

Yesteryear lead us to what appeared to be a drain grate, but was actually a secret door. "We're not going to play", she said. "This is about saving the world. You see..."

Mine is clutchless and I have no problem backing smoothly. I just give it a bit of fuel pedal and feather the brake. There's no surge, as smooth as if it was an automatic.

Do I have to remind you that he invented the internet? Are any other credentials really needed?

She then grabbed the gold pole, you know, the one surrounded by flashing lights that you see in most Flyin' Hook restaurants, and began swinging on it and giving alluring gazes to the assembled crowd.

Wow... Sounds like a totally new Fort Wagon...

I have a Delphi radio with the Sirius built in. When it gets stuck in aquiring, I switch out of Sirius mode, turn the radio off then back on and go back to Sirius. That usually clears it up. I haven't been having an on-going problem with this. Just once in a while.

Thanks for the clarification.

You're not helping. You're just clouding the issue. (Highway Star strokes his chinchilla pelt.) Ban the van... Ban the van...

Guido, I don't think there's anything wrong with this type of discourse. Maybe you see it as people finding anything they can to argue about. I see it as people debating a legitimate subject. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, it can change peoples minds. I'm one of them. I'm backing off my...

And, aren't we talking about a 4 axle truck here? Well, 1 of the axles is a pusher. If an axle isn't on the ground, is it really an axle? I'M SO CONFUSED!!!

I live in an area where they don't provide the networks. In addition to that, I think we have tree issues that would block the signal. If we did have it in the house, I could do the additional receiver thing and they would do the declaration form for the receiver that's in the truck. The court...

Zinged by Moot and Cheri. Wow, I'm an a roll...

What you refer to as "sun baked and weather checked" is actually a healthy tan and lines that define character. Gray hair is sexy, dang it! Those youngsters think they're so cool with their "6-pack abs". I've got a keg!!

The networks are still available if your receiver is mobile. I just got DirecTV. I filled out a "declaration" form that says you'll only be using the receiver in a truck. You send a copy of your CDL and truck registration with it and about 2 weeks later you'll have the networks. I have a...

It appears I'm the "grizzled veteran" at this point in the poll. Dec. '98.