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Mexicana is a big airline company from Mexico. They fly in and out of several large cities.

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. You can...

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so...

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff...

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own...

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He...

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him because all who saw the screw made fun...

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one little lady in front of me. . .a sweet looking little Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars, and she was a little irritated . . . She asked...

Sorry...I also was under the wrong topic. Anyway the same goes for the essay...it´s just entertainment.

Frieght..it´s an urban poem. Credit was given to Jay Leno. It could have been Mickey Mouse. It´s entertainment, not a personal viewpoint, so don´t get your shirt in a knot over nothing. Just read it and enjoy it, or don´t read it.

I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money...

> > > "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine > and came across some poll > > data I found rather hard to believe. It must > be true given the source, > > right? > > > > The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of > Americans are unhappy with > > the direction...

We all have our disagreements with President Bush. Immigration, U.S. Attorney firings, Iraq, Darfur, etc are all hot topics these days. The following "speech" was written by an ordinary 'Maine-iac.' While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in FACT to be effective. An excellent...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the...

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the Coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual...

How about vodka, cherry jello and a little woozy sauce...it´s called a blood clot...

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be...