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  1. louixo

    Precision Drumming

    This is about 5 minutes of video showing the most fantastic precision drumming you probably will ever see - a few notches up from what you see in marching bands for football games. This footage was taken in Switzerland . There are some neat movements in the video - enjoy ...
  2. louixo

    UP

    "Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.) There is a two-letter word in English...
  3. louixo

    Forbidden SNL skit

    Apparently, SNL did a "Bailout" skit, which has created some incredible problems for NBC. They have pulled the video and apparently gone after anyone who put the video out there, because the video has all but disappeared off the Internet but there is still one copy out there...
  4. louixo

    Hit by the wine truck

    For the ladies out there. ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN; WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS...
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    The Doghouse

    Beware! The Doghouse
  6. louixo

    expediting

    It all depends on how much money you need to make, and how often you want to work. There are trucks like yours hauling 5th wheels and motor homes., out there. There are companies dispatching nationwide. Google hauling/pulling 5th wheel homes, and also hotshot companies, and see what comes up...
  7. louixo

    Spicing it up

    Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.After much discussion , they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some...
  8. louixo

    Obey the law

    A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lovers' spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine...
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    Awnaa

    Washington, DC - President Barack Obama and the Democrat controlled Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act. AWNAA is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans...
  10. louixo

    Top 10 ways to say your fly is open

    10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building.. 5. The Buick is not all the way in...
  11. louixo

    It's The End Of The World

    Tude and Moot may have a career in writing TV sitcom story lines. I particularly liked the "bungee jumping with an e-strap" line. You can`t get more final than that! EH! Here`s a question...if you are Canadian and you say eh at the end of every sentence (pronounced A) , and you were a member...
  12. louixo

    Let them go bankrupt

    Not a chance for that factory or that kind of progress, as long as the UAW is in the equation. How many times have you gone into an auto plant with a hot load that they needed right now, and then had to sit there and wait to get unloaded while some slug was napping on his forklift, because he...
  13. louixo

    Pregnant Turkey Story

    That`s funny! I love practical jokes, and that`s a really good one. I know a couple of people I can pull that one on.
  14. louixo

    Trading Tales

    Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, Outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry...
  15. louixo

    Let them go bankrupt

    Let the US automakers go bankrupt. This was written by Mitt Romney, whose father George Romney headed up American motors when I was a boy. It was printed in the Wall Street journal a couple of weeks ago. I totally agree with this analogy. There are bigger, better, more cost efficient auto...
  16. louixo

    How smart are youTake Two

    Sorry about that glitch. Once again, beat 10. How Smart Are You?
  17. louixo

    Diabetes exemption program

    A few months ago there was a discussion on the forum about diabetes and holding a CDL. A friend of mine sent me this info on the subject, so I am passing it along. Questions About The Diabetes Exemption Program I heard there’s a new law for CDLs. Does this mean I can now drive a truck...
  18. louixo

    How smart are you?

    Take this test. The results are a barometer of your love life. There are 11 questions. Beat 10.
  19. louixo

    Turkey Shoot

    This is a fun one.. Southbank - Turkey Shoot
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    Meeting EO People

    Is Trutle any relation to Turtle? Brothers maybe?..yuk yuk.
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