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Atlanta needs an enema. Maybe that will loosen up traffic.

I'm on Atlanta now .Not so rude. That wind all the way down here was kinda annoying tho.

I was in Phoenix, Tucson, Nogales El Paso and then Cleveland and Detroit. How rude .

I'm on board with that. Excpt the hole farting cows thing. You know, methane. But cows are way, way down on the list of methane producers on this planet. Most methane is produced by decaying debris from natural sources such as wetlands, rivers and streams, gas hydrates on the ocean floor, and...

In a move to distance themselves from Virginia, West Virginia is considering changing the name of the state to East Kentucky.

Load One does not require CDLs for vans, yet we are subject to mandatory drug testing (after an accident) and random drug testing, just like everyone else. See Question #1 (well, mainly the answer) Random Testing

I wish Alexandria Nocerebral-Cortex was 33 years old so she could run against Trump in 2020.

Two white guys wearing MAGA hats go to the Southside at 2 AM carrying a bottle of bleach and a noose. Sounds more like a Netflix Original.

Too many jokes .

I've got my van and my authoritah and I'm gonna rake in the cash.

Expert Status, points, join date, PMs, all of that is merged into the new account.

Y'all have fun with the whole Polar Vortex thing. I'm Leitchfield, KY to Phoenix AZ.:D

Trump could walk over to the Reflecting Pool in DC and walk across it, and the headlines would be... TRUNK CAN'T SWIM

First we had Gillette and their "The best a soyboy can get" ad campaign. Now this will be hitting the store shelves on Feb 1st. Because of course it does.

Wait. What? The news media presenting stories that make Trump look bad?!? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you! As for Trump losing House seats in the Midterms yeah, that, like, never happens.

See my last paragraph above. Plus, he knows that if he goes with the declaration, there's no going back, with Chuck-N-Nancy doubling down on The Resistance. He keeps threatening it because he's hoping Chuck and Nancy will be able to care more about the safety and security of the American people...

There is no question that the president has the full discretion to declare a national emergency. And there are more than 130 statutory provisions at the president's command under a declared emergency. And he's free to utilize any or all of them while under an emergency, even if they are...

The other day some guy in India scaled a 25 foot wall, and was promptly eaten by lions. Imagine a big, beautiful wall from sea to shining sea. And then about 500 feet inside that wall, a second wall. In between the walls, lions. Lots of lions. Just spitballin' here.

The funniest thing about those guys is it was their own video that best showed their own racism. That's a special kind of stoopid right there.