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  1. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    Again, nonsense. If I'm telling a joke to a single person and they don't get it, that's one thing, but if 70% of the people in the room get the joke, the other 30% haven't been deceived at all.
  2. Turtle

    No April Fooling with Load 1

    I ran up from Olive Branch to Millington to pick up a 49" LG flat-screen TV. Just the one. It's going to Winston-Salem. For Monday delivery. 637 miles.. Expedited. Hey, I quit questioning this stuff a long time ago.
  3. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    Nonsense. Some people just don't get jokes. If 70% of the people in the room get the joke, I'm under no obligation to explain anything to the other 30% with no measurable sense of humor. Nor am I intentionally pranking anyone into believing something that isn't true.
  4. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    No. Not even close. I have 3 stellar examples of jokes that a third of the population didn't see as a joke. None of those are even remotely close to someone pulling a prank.
  5. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    It's really true ... about one-third of the population cannot tell the difference between someone being serious and joking. In casual conversation, someone makes a joke, liike, "What do you want me to do, wear a wire?: and about one-third will think it's a stone-cold serious comment. Trump...
  6. Turtle

    No April Fooling with Load 1

    If this wasn't an April Fool's joke, I would sooo order it off the menu. The McPickle.
  7. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    There are generally agreed upon 7 main reasons for the Great Depression, only one of which involves political policies, and even then it's peripheral. Historians and economists to this day have no real concensus on what caused it. To try and blame one political party's policies for creating the...
  8. Turtle

    No April Fooling with Load 1

    That's like getting punished for the same thing twice.
  9. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    There was no upswing in wages or increased employment for women and minorities under Obama. Just the opposite. The positive facia numbers to be found in Obama's unemployment numbers are unfortunately rooted in the net 11.6 million jobs during his tenure, where 9.8 million of those jobs were...
  10. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    Jake Tapper has a tenuous grasp of the facts.
  11. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    Yes, I do. Ken Starr's witch hunt was at least predicated on evidence of a crime (before veering off into the tall weeds). Mueller's witch hunt was predicated on hopes and dreams and wishes with no evidence of a crime having been committed. Mueller's investigation literally began with, "Here's...
  12. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    Absolutely. Any nugget, fool's gold or not, they'll grab and run with it. The "just because they didn't find evidence doesn't mean there isn't any evidence!" trope is bad enough. Right after Barr's letter was released, I heard 2 different people on 2 different networks say the same thing...
  13. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    Barr tells Congress that among the things in the report that will be redacted are things which might damage the reputation of individuals not charged with a crime. Democrats be like... 'Awe, man! Stuff damaging to Trump is the only thing we wanted out of this damn report in the first place!"
  14. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    Does anybody else think it would be just hilarious if Trump revoked Adam Schiff's access to classified materials? Members of Congress do not have security clearances, per say, but classified intelligence is mostly shared with just the Gang of Eight (majority and minority leaders on the House...
  15. Turtle

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    The best part of that is his aide down there at lower left. She's doing all she can not to crack up. Especially when she puts up the picture of the Tauntaun.
  16. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    Sarah Sanders tweeted out that bracket, complete with the NY Post logo, and the collective intelligence of liberal Twitter lost their minds. "How DARE you use MY tax dollars to create this!"
  17. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    When someone shows you irrefutable proof that your religion or some other thing you deeply believe in is a hoax, it's tough. Most people will look at it and their brain simply refuses to process it. But Nancy Pelosi on Monday did the Pelision Pivot. "We should be focused on healthcare. Because...
  18. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    I agree. We also know Barr had the information three weeks ago that Mueller wasn't going to render a finding on obstruction, which I'm sure is why Rosenstein extended his stay with the department. If "hand picked" Barr alone made the call, the Dems (and The Media) would howl (like they are...
  19. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    I think a lot of people would like the answer to that one since collusion and obstruction were his primary mandates. But I bet dollars to donuts the answer is, "I was unable to find evidence of guilt of an underlying crime. He didn't obstruct me or the investigation, so I leave it to the...
  20. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    I think that's what Hillary said to Wisconsin.
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