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I hope your wife comes thru with flying colors TJ. Best of luck to you both.

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A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38. The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs. He...

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THE REAL PROBLEM WITH OUR MONETARY SYSTEM IN STRAIGHT TERMS. The folks who are getting free stuff, Don't like the folks who are PAYING for the free stuff, Because the folks who are PAYING for the free stuff, Can no longer afford to pay for BOTH the free stuff and their own stuff...

1. In the company of ladies, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. A four letter word or crude descriptive. C. Taking the pigskin bus to Tuna Town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared: A. Your views about what you...

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That article about Chinese cars was written in 2005. I guess they never made it.

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws when she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and with both hands behind the back of her head. He...

By Henry Briggs Last week I referred to a joke from the Woody Harrelson character in “Friends with Benefits” (good flick, by the way): “The U.S. is the greatest country in the world... except for Germany, France, Belgium... thank God for Bangladesh!” The line got a great laugh. One reader...

Sad but true stories and statistics from the casualties on the Vietnam Wall. Our society teaches us that nothing important happened before yesterday. "Carved on these walls is the story of America , of a continuing quest to preserve both democracy and decency, and to protect a national...

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A British bartender speaking Japanese to German Shepherds with Dutch subtitling being viewed in America! ‪That's Life BBC 1986 soda water dogs (Zomergasten 2010)‬‏ - YouTube

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she...

I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owner & Biker. I am a Master leatherworker. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living. I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I...

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems – it's a win-win situation. * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican...

In a related story, a guy in a New York bar loudly exclaims to all, "Nothing good comes out of Texas except football players and hookers"!! A big visiting cowboy stands up and walks over to the guy, gets right in his face and says "My wife comes from Texas,boy! The guy stammers and says to the...

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out...

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: · 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman · 2 French men and 1 French woman · 2 German men and 1 German woman ·...

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'..... she fooled them all... "How heavy is this glass of water?"...