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If you unroll a condom fully, you’ll see an 8 digit serial number. Unfortunately, none of you guys ever had to unroll one that far !

A friend gave me an interesting tip. No pun intended. Next time you use a condum use the serial number to play the lottery. You may get lucky twice.

Skimmed the op. Really don’t get into the soapbox. Not going to do deep thinking for no revenue. That high dollar taxi medallion will probably drop like OVM on a seesaw if Uber comes to town. Kind like highly valued “Authority” to haul freight became valueless after deregulation. Time for...

Often. Have you ever run across an old girlfriend and thought....... aw nevermind

They don’t owe parking to non fueling customers. At today’s costs, parking needs to be figured into your cost of doing business. You vans have it easy.

If you look in the dictionary under punk you’ll see a picture of Josh McDaniels. Hours before getting on the Colts plane to fly to Indy for the news conference, he backs out of the coaching job. He’s already hired assistants from other teams to join his staff there. Nice guy.

For a moment I thought he was lucky enough to have an Oldsmobile engine. Probably only the older guys will get my logic.

Man up ! Learn the Metric System.

I recommend hanging with younger women.

That makes sense with today’s closed systems. Years ago I remember a friend telling a rookie to practice his timing. If he got the right rythym he could check the oil on a running engine.

Heard a talk show host say after last night the Lions might want to rethink the Patricia hire.

Definitely. I think Belichick wants him gone. There may be opposing views. I think he stubbornly wanted to show they could win without him.

I never worried about the Eagles going into a prevent defense. Best commercial? Toyota. A priest, a rabbi.....,,

The defense was right before the 2 minute warning. All that was required.

The key to the game ? Nick Foles CAUGHT more touchdown passes than Tom Brady did. Who could’ve predicted that ?

It would have been a great game even if Brady pulled it out for OT. My banker and I are pleased with the results.

Wow ! What a game !

It’s fun to watch coaches that believe in their teams.

Shhh. He told someone recently to buy this exact truck. Maybe he was grooming a buyer.

I ordered a new battery for my iPhone 6. Late March /early April for arrival. They’ll hold it at tha Apple Store for 7 days.