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Careful how you say things. :D

Now that he's a moderator, he's refered to as mister turtle? :eek:

Is it right of them to expect the help, no. Is it the right thing to do, of course. 2 different things.

good one. :D

No risk involved. :eek:

Reminds me of someone I know.

It's OK to sit. :p

WOW! On a Saturday! The Jewish sabbath. Does moose know?:p

Aw man, and I just finished dinner! :eek:

I gave up money for lent. I lent too much, so I gave it up. :p

What are payments?:eek: What is money?:eek:

It must be true, after all, OVM and turtle are now moderators. :D

And wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.:p

She's doing lovely.

There was a Rabbi who went to the Catholic Priest at the church and asked "How do you get the money to make your church so beautiful?". Father said "We hear confessions; observe while I demonstrate". So the priest gets in the center compartment, the Rabbi on one side and in walks the first...

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down. "What was that for?" the Chinese man asked. "That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man said. "Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."...

Don't give up your day job. :p

Not as good as louixo, but it will do. :rolleyes: