If you have a significant other, try making love to her. That usually works, trust me.
I do and she was at work all day, now having burgers and bourbon, so no running tonight
That's down yonder, turn left go a fur piece and you'll be at the driveway to the mine, once your there turn up it and go across the crick. Then look up ... Way up that's where the mine is. And if you hear banjo music you should run fast and far,
[QUO TE=Slo-Ride;710683]Go out of service. A sure fire way to get them to call ya.
I've tried all the tricks, going out for lunch, laundry, started taking apart an engine for a rebuild, now I'll try watching a movie.