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You got more loaded miles than me and more deadhead. What happened to your advice about holding out for the big one?:D

Then it should be moved to the Soap Box Forum.

People as far away as Germany are very upset with the Favre acquisition. YouTube - Hitler Upset Vikings Sign Brett Favre

We can paint the blimp black with orange and yellow flames just like the Hindenburg. Kim, you're the captain of the ship. You can borrow Tude's Major Tom space suit. I will personally sew on a SkywayStar name thingy. Monday morning I will add an extra $1000 seat to the order. Do you prefer...

Great to have you on board Mike! I didn't know that you were a former ad agency schmuck. Are you interested in the Director of Marketing position? One of the many perks of this position is you get to ride your scooter and escort the tanker to all events. Don't forget to wear your "Hank's...

Detroit would be a perfect tune-up. But we need more investors. I've got my eye on Transtar II 4070 sitting up in Green Bay. The custom seats are on order. Let's do this thing right!

Colonel, a pleasure to have you aboard Sir. Two $1000 seats will be installed before you hit the road. One will be embossed with the following:

Colt 45 empties will work just fine. Cheri has some leftover google eyes if you think it will help. Its all in the packaging! I see a future billboard with Bill Dee holding a can of Colt 45 with a flaming rag stuffed in the spout. We need a tagline like "fire brewed". Hope Stroh's does not...

A few weeks ago I delivered to a gold mine in Lead, SD. My route took me through Rapid City, Sturgis, Deadwood and Lead during the middle of the motorcycle rally. Seeing all of those bikes, mostly Harley-Davidsons got me thinking about the Harley craze and how to profit from it. Yea, I know...

I used to pull pulp logs out of Two Harbors. Come through Duluth about 02:00 and run right through downtown skipping the truck route. Then I would read a magazine while chugging up the I-35 hill. The city has done an excellent job of redeveloping the Canal Park area. I enjoy visiting...

All of the vans used to park in front of the restaurant. Now I prefer moving up the line to the Wally World in Auburn. Free wifi from Staples.

Worse than Summit, SD?

Excellent Dave! Now that I am up off the floor, 60 grit anyone?

A little shoe box Scion thing with large wheels and low profile tires: CLOWNCR.

As part of the Brett Favre deal, the Minnesota Vikings will be getting $4,500 from the U.S. Government as part of the Cash for Clunkers program.

Scout, how are the brakes on that used truck? Duluth is a miniature San Francisco; complete with water features. Velcome to Minnersoter, ya.

Massachusetts has a high Catholic population. Confess to a priest, light a candle and deposit the toll fare and a little kicker into the collection box. Your sins are forgiven my cloven hoofed, antlered headed one.

My pastor once said "When the meek inherit the earth, who will drive the big trucks." He claimed to be quoting the good book. I had my doubts until I saw a T-shirt at a truck stop that read: "When the meek inherit the earth, who will drive the big trucks." I'm a source kind of guy. If the...

I never met The Enemy and he was us. I did talk to him briefly on the CB. We were stuck in traffic trying to cross the Ohio into Louisville. He then headed east and I went south. Or maybe I went east and he headed south. Possibly he wasn't The Enemy and he wasn't us. He just said he was...