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I had a load the other day that almost caused a problem for me. I was getting unloaded and the guy on the forklift said, "Don't let the guard see your dog!" I told him she already knew about my dog because she was barking while I was talking to the guard. On the way out, I told her the guy...

You know, the problem isn't them buying radar guns. One of the insurance companies had an ad campaign that showed cops pulling people over and asking for their proof of insurance. The voiceover or subtext said something to the effect of the cops being their best salesmen. And I thought...

The original Operation Wetback seemed to work. Illegals were running for the border on their own.

She got off lucky. There have been similar episodes in which the Japanese or Chinese tattoo artist inked "tiny p****" onto an unwitting customer. Not sure if that word would get posted, so I munged it.

You know, when I became politically aware, it was the Republicans who revered the Bill of Rights, the rule of law, the Constitution, etc. Again, during the 90s, during the Clinton administration, it was the left who were interested in curtailing rights while the right defended them. What...

Ah, yes, the "Why trade 1 tyrant 1000 miles away for 100 tyrants 1 mile away?" question. Still a good question.

Haiku written during a holiday weekend: ----------------------------- Stupid four-wheelers Clogging up lanes of traffic Why didn't you fly? ----------------------------- Look in your mirror See your camper fishtailing? That's my bumper, fool. ----------------------------- Weekend warriors Clog...

Those are the ones. I disapprove of them less than I disapprove of the people who think they're obscene and that children should be shielded from them.

No, wait, the lawyer's got a point. It's not wrong to have the urge; it's only wrong if you act on that urge. Wait...where have I heard this before?

The opposite of what modern liberals call selfishness is theft, rooted in sloth and envy. Wanting to keep what's morally, legally, and ethically yours isn't selfish.

Think of all the suffering you're setting them up for, though. People who love freedom and think for themselves are going to have a hard time in the coming years. I read an open letter from a woman dying of cancer to her two daughters. One of them didn't have a political thought in her head...

You ever wonder what you'd do if/when martial law is declared while you're 6 states away from home? Think of all the roadblocks and checkpoints you'd have to get through. Being a good American doesn't guarantee you'd be allowed to go home when you wanted.

This reminds me of the municipalities that are trying to outlaw the decorative scrotums some drivers dangle from the rear of their vehicle. The reason given is some variant of "to protect the children." They need to stop being so easily offended at normal anatomy and take their children to a...

Amazing that that's how you see church and Sunday school. Not true. That something is provable is not what's required of something to be a fact, unless you're in a court of law. You know that scientists and biologists still don't know what marine life exists down farther than our instruments...

I'm a libertarian and don't like the idea of too many laws, but what if the law mandated that furren products be on a different shelf or section? That way, they'd stand out. Anybody who wants a furren product could still go over to the other shelf and get it, and somebody who wanted 'Murican...

Being that it was just a lawyer, shouldn't he just be charged with discharging a firearm in the city limits?

Hard to believe, huh?

You've got a recliner and cooler, now you just need a TV with satellite access and you're set for football season. But you can't take 3 pallet loads...that's a problem.

These are sites you routinely visit? I mean, frequently?

Yeah, but a case can be made for a war draft, whether or not you ultimately agree. What if the individual is unemployed by choice and not taking whatever you call welfare up there? Maybe he's independently wealthy and doesn't need money. And how do they know who's unemployed and who isn't?