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  1. AMonger

    Ice Warning - Dallas Ft Worth

    Did you still have to use the toilet when you got in? Or did the fall take care of that? Better not eat at the Denny's, or you'll be making trips between the truck and the toilet all night.
  2. AMonger

    Welcome Democrats!

    Brace for the influx of homosexual prostitutes. And that's just for Barney Frank!
  3. AMonger

    Bikers

    That brings to mind another bridge jumping story, this one courtesy of Emo Phillips, who was Emo before Emo was cool. I was walking one night and there was a man on the edge of a bridge, preparing to jump, so I thought maybe I should talk to him to delay him...long enough to get the film in...
  4. AMonger

    And the winner of the Safety Award goes to:

    I saved it to my desktop, but I don't know how to post it here now.
  5. AMonger

    And the winner of the Safety Award goes to:

    I think it's because it has a word in the link that means "fatherless." The censor software changes that to *******, and then tries to go get it, and it fails because the site has no such link containing *******. It was a pic of a bus driver, driving while talking on one phone and dialing or...
  6. AMonger

    And the winner of the Safety Award goes to:

    The image showed up as I was posting it. Dunno why it won't display now.
  7. AMonger

    It figures!

    Sounds like some judges got a phone call in the middle of the night. Some gruff-voiced stranger inquiring about the health of their family.
  8. AMonger

    AFT coming after certain Imported Shotguns

    You sound like you have someone in mind...
  9. AMonger

    AFT coming after certain Imported Shotguns

    You're a bit late for that lament. It took a shot to the nads early on with the Alien and Sedition Acts, took several more along the way. Clinton wiped his backside with it, Bush shot it in the head, and now Obama is burying it.
  10. AMonger

    new england weekend

    Glad to see someone else is familiar with a Richrath tune. Oh, for 1979 again, when REO used to be a rock band.
  11. AMonger

    Regular CV freight vs. Sprinter

    What percentage, give-or-take, is Sprinter-specific, whether or not it could actually fit in a regular CV? In other words, how much freight are CVs missing out on by not being a Sprinter?
  12. AMonger

    The supposed "War On Cops"

    I edited my last post. Some new info for you. Those cops asking how to improve relations aren't asking the right questions. They need to ask how to demilitarize themselves, not how to have community relations luncheons.
  13. AMonger

    The supposed "War On Cops"

    If you become a cop, your job is to make the Bill of Rights Job One. The people assaulting cops aren't people who just automatically graduated from assaulting teachers to assaulting cops; they're people who have come to see the cops as militarized, out-of-control, roided goons, barely...
  14. AMonger

    Winston & Julia

    I have a sister who would think this sounds like a perfect holiday. Social justice at last!
  15. AMonger

    The supposed "War On Cops"

    From http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com One commenter's astute observation: Solution? Abolish all cops. No cops, no cop deaths...and no innocent people killed by cops. Wednesday, January 26, 2011 About that "War on Cops"...
  16. AMonger

    Which of us is crazy?

    One of my companies is a very small company that gets mentioned here occasionally. I'm sure the owner will recognize his company in this post. So I'm in the People's Republic last week--the left coast one--Ontario, to be specific, and he called me and dispatched me on a load delivering between...
  17. AMonger

    Neanderthals were not ugly because of the cold, new research finds

    Homo sapiens have no ancestors. Many of the "homos" believed to have existed or taught to have existed have been shown to be outright frauds. God created humans, neanderthals among them.
  18. AMonger

    Fastfood,the lure of garbage eating

    That's what I'm going to start doing next time I'm home, except I have no fridge, so I'll be dehydrating it, putting it into baggies, and rehydrating it in one of those lunchpail heaters. No refrigeration needed. The rumor is that now that I'm starting to buy 3Xs in some types of shirts, that...
  19. AMonger

    Missed connections, El Paso

    Where: the Petro in El Paso, TX When: 1/25 and 1/26 Me: The guy from the CV, walking the prettiest dachshund in the history of the world You: The guy in the Sprinter with the lab or lab mix (?--just guessing) with the EO bumper sticker. Our dogs had a couple verbal unpleasantries. After I saw...
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