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Related: A guy goes to a doctor and asks to be castrated. The doctor is aghast. "Castrate you? Are you serious?" The man assured him he was. The doctor tried to talk him out of it, telling him what a drastic action it was. He tried for quite some time and eventually sent the man home to...

When you have a president who believes society owns everything, this is what you get. What other possibility could there be, other than he doesn't believe in private property. This is what I mean when I say that the ghost of Karl Marx would tell our illustrious president that he needs to be...

They didn't post the best one, where Mom wants somebody home and says if they're not home in five minutes, she's going to lick their butt out. Oops, I mean LOCK.

Well, that won't work for you now. Try it and the company's lawyer will find this post and convince a jury that you planned it that way, that you're a "slip and fall man."

I like Red Roofs, other places that have no upcharge for having a dog. What motel discount packages are you using?

That used to annoy me, too. But then I worked in a warehouse and everybody had a job to do. Stopping the process to shovel wasn't an option. We contracted with a plowing company, so we had to wait for them to get to us and do it. Just no way we could send a few guys out there to shovel.

Pennsylvania has that law, too, I think. I forget which state it was in this article, but I read an article a couple years ago about the effort to get that law passed. The article quoted the lawmaker (shouldn't be any such thing; human legislators are to be law discoverers) as saying he...

(sic) Familiar with the Mancow, the radio guy? He switched from regular to diet Pepsi, made no other change, dropped 30 lbs.

To do what's right, against the orders of his own government, this is a man. I love stories like this. Anybody have any more? Chiune Sugihara: The Life of a Great Man | The Art of Manliness Excerpts: In June of 1940, the Jews of Lithuania were worried. Some had just recently fled from...

Looked those up. Wow, lots of real bad reviews. Amazon.com: GT Express 101 Countertop Grill: Kitchen & Dining

Please please please use punctuation. Please. With sugar on top.

Patently false. The jury is the judge of both fact and law in the courtroom, and their verdict is unreviewable. The historic evidence for this is voluminous. See Fully Informed Jury Association for more. More info also on wikipedia: Jury nullification - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ate at a Petro last night. The open-faced meatloaf sandwich you serve is delicious. I sprinkle some seasoned salt on it, dump on a lot of Louisiana hot sauce, and it's fantastic. My problem came when I got the bill. $12.47 for that meal and iced tea is out-fricken-rageous and...

Horrendous on several levels. First, it just goes to show you that the cops do not exist to help you. You don't TALK TO THEM for any reason without a lawyer, and just because a cop wants you to do something doesn't mean you have to or should do it. This guy did, and look where it got him...

76 The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. Not North America, and not South America.

Heck, CRST puts two noobs in the same truck and puts 'em out on the road.

On an email list, I was discussing this with the wife of a rookie Werner driver. Her husband had six months experience, and was just made a trainer. I told her there's not a driver on the planet with only 6 months who's qualified to train, and boy, did she get huffy. Took it as a personal...

Oh, they'll get to us, don't worry. EVERYTHING must be regulated, and all that isn't forbidden must be compulsory. People who are attracted to government positions have mental defects that compel them to control people. Oh, they'll get to us...

I don't think they have to do that. Look at the @$$clown we have now; he hasn't released jack.

I think that was a one-time deal. If you're watching the Himalayas episodes, you're watching reruns.