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    Bachmann vs. The Caucus

    To date, not one person has ever been prosecuted or fined for failing to fully, or accurately, answer Census questions.
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    barry un-invite the irainians for hot dogs on the 4th

    Re: barry un-invite the iranians for hot dogs on the 4th No, no, no, don't tell me. The joke's in there somewhere. I'll get it eventually. I've got a helluva sense of humor. Wait... it is a pun? He shouldn't have rescinded them because he didn't scind them in the first place, so if he didn't...
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    'Hiking' SC Gov Returns From Buenos Aires

    I'm still stickin' with bizarre.
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    'Hiking' SC Gov Returns From Buenos Aires

    “it began very innocently.” It always does. LOL One of these days just out of the blue someone is going to admit to having an affair before they're caught. And no one will forgive them.
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    'Hiking' SC Gov Returns From Buenos Aires

    Who said anything about our dime? On Monday Sanford's staff said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. A day later, they said he had called and planned to cut his trip short and return to work Wednesday because of all the attention his absence was getting. They thought he was still in the...
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    Microsoft Streets and Trips?

    When time permits, I'll run the routes on the Garmin on four different ways: Truck - Shortest Route Truck - Fastest Time Car - Shortest Route Car - Fastest Time And then also run the route on Streets & Trips using Shortest, Fasted and Preferred. (Sometimes, especially if there is a significant...
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    'Hiking' SC Gov Returns From Buenos Aires

    The Timeline The Missing Governor: A Timeline | TPMMuckraker It's bizarre.
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    Democrats Torpedo Rep. Kings Move to Bar Acorn From Census Funds

    Just curious, but why not just copy-n-paste it from the e-mail instead of typing it all again from scratch?
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    Acorn and the Census

    Leo, "... in such manner as they shall by law direct." Is the part that judges have interpreted to mean that Congress can pass laws that allow for more than mere headcounts. Read this one:Census.pdf
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    Teacher fired for conservative website

    After a troubled childhood and growing up with an abusive, alcoholic father, and being afflicted with bouts of severe depression, anxiety episodes and bipolar disorder, Tericka Dye starred in a handful of porn videos (as Rikki Anderson) before enlisting in the Army. After getting out of the Army...
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    Microsoft Streets and Trips?

    Yup, same with a smartphone. I know a couple of guys who do that. The key is to have it as close to your line of sight as possible, so you don't have to avert your eyes from the road to look it. Another key is to have the screen as small as practical so you don't waste time in having to focus...
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    Hillbilly rural legend

    I used to pretend I was Thor when I rode my horse. Every time we'd stop I raise my hammer and proclaim to all who could hear me, "I'm Thor! I'm Thor!" Finally, after dozens of these rides, my horse had had enough. After a long and swift ride we stopped and I shouted, "I'm Thor! I'm Thor!"...
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    Microsoft Streets and Trips?

    I used to use a laptop with Streets and Trips, until I realized just how insane it is for a solo driver to use a laptop while driving. Laptop users will justify it, heck, even I can justify it, but it's still insane, just the same. Why spend several hundred dollars when you've already got a...
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    Average Miles

    You don't need mine again, do you?
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    Acorn and the Census

    There will be a short form and a long form. You could get either. The Questions Planned for the 2010 Census (and the American Community Survey) been submitted to Congress, two years in advance as required by law. The American Community Survey (link posted by the bird) is administered by the...
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    is our gpd behaving

    Actually, and I think you know it, I've got a helluva sense of humor. I merely chose not to join you in evading the issues here. Question still stands: Two identical clocks, synchronized to the nanosecond. One is in Denver, the other in Miami Beach. Which one runs faster? "One of you will...
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    comcheck on a trailer repair, OMG!!!

    Don't worry. They'll just take the money out of your settlement in two weeks. :D
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    is our gpd behaving

    "I started in radio before megahertz, we still had killiocycles and megacycles. You could NOT encrypt those. They were far more secure." Clearly, whatever you did there was not very technical. Cycles, cycles-per-second and hertz are all the same thing. Exactly. The only difference between...
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    is our gpd behaving

    You won't argue with me because you can't. You can't bestow upon yourself widely accepted credibility just because you say so. Saying something like, "I was in the business, therefor you should accept everything I say without question," begins to sound a lot like a certain reverend who didn't...
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