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  1. Turtle

    Michael mania is a national embarrassment

    Thank you. Alliteration is often artlessly and accessibly apparent. I'm actually more proud of the multi-layered pun regarding the prophetic proverbs and what they portray in the context of the publication known as the piously perfect primer. :D Man, that's a lot of "p". This post was brought...
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    Steve McNair dead at 36

    McNair was married with children, but he and a longtime friend were renting the condo together, where his girlfriend was living. McNair's girlfriend was driving an SUV that was registered to both her and McNair. He was shot 4 times, twice in the head, and she had a single gunshot to the head...
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    Panther Transflow sheet scan

    You need a scanner that is connected to your computer, the "Transflo NOW!" scanning software (it's the same software the truck stops have), and Internet access. Well, Transflo or Trip Pack scanned, either one will work. I so rarely scan at a truck stop anymore that I've forgotten which ones have...
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    Haz-mat regulations

    I agree. I think the regular operator's license test should include everything that's on the CDL test, too. There's a wealth of information in the CDL testing that most motorists don't have a clue about. Things as simple as the Bozo's who park themselves in the center lane and go whatever speed...
  5. Turtle

    Michael mania is a national embarrassment

    I thought it was, too, but why say something like that in just a single sentence when you can otherwise turn it into something that is just as deep and meaningful as a Bible verse that's had the proverbial pее perversely twisted out of it for the personal pleasure of preposterous presumptions...
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    Panther Transflow sheet scan

    Yer welcome. Here's a zip file that also contains the Pro cover sheet, but also contains the Quarterly Maintenance, PARS and ViaSafe sheets. All are e-forms, fillable and printable. Assuming you have a printer in the truck, take these and save a copy that has all the recurring information...
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    Michael mania is a national embarrassment

    The EO Newswire - This was going to be it. The big moment. The triumphant return. After weeks of preparation and much anticipation by his fans, the Letzrockexpress Comeback Tour got off to a less than stellar beginning with a rather weak debut performance buried 82 posts deep in a thread...
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    Trashy people

    Wolf and lion poop is biodegradable.
  9. Turtle

    Michael mania is a national embarrassment

    It's the music we carry forever... Quite possibly the most illuminatingly poignant cartoon about Michael Jackson, ever. And finally...
  10. Turtle

    Michael mania is a national embarrassment

    They wrote what has become the theme song for the Bengals. It's supposed to make them a good team. It doesn't.
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    Haz-mat regulations

    That's why they make vans and Sprinters.
  12. Turtle

    Canada keeping warm in winter?

    I sleep nekkid on top of the -20 degree sleeping bag. I don't even want to think what icicles would be hanging off of if I didn't have an Espar heater.
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    Trashy people

    My dogs poop in the yard. I have a very green yard.
  14. Turtle

    Michael mania is a national embarrassment

    Awesome. :D Daryl Cagle is one of the premier political cartoonists today. Some of his stuff is just brilliant. This one is pretty obvious, tho. But he's got a great article about how cartoonists are mourning the loss of such a rich subject. This one, tho, says a lot. A lot.
  15. Turtle

    Michael mania is a national embarrassment

    Oddly enough, you may think, most of Jackson's music didn't appeal to me, either. Even my favorite musicians will put stuff out there that I don't like at all. That doesn't make them hacks, tho. Some of what came out of Motown was truly good music in every sense, but most of the music that came...
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    Palin bites it,Sanford cries it,Rush highlights it

    Didja ever see this? YouTube - Mad TV: Britney Spears parody - "Lick My Baby Back Behind"
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    Haz-mat regulations

    Depends on it if was actual HAZMAT, which it didn't appear to be. Everything they did to clean it up, including the cleanup crew wearing casual work shoes and not the standard boots of a HAZMAT team, indicates a non-HAZMAT water-based paint.
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